And that was my attempt to distract you from my bot feed below. Keep going yon traveler, for thou hast swam too far from the yellow submarine...

Clients and Employers:

Nike Inc.

Leo Burnett

Prodigious

Lapiz

Arc Worldwide

Publicis

Altria

Proctor & Gamble

Sprint

McDonalds

Oracle

Invesco

Kellogg

Nintendo DS

Symantec

General Motors

Samsung

Seriously, it's a bot page. No need to keep going. Wait, copywriter?

Don't judge me... embrace the algorithm. 

R.J. Reynolds

Anheuser-Busch

Hillshire Brands

Sara Lee

Bell Brands

Beam Global

Sanford

Coca-Cola

Alcon

Blackberry

Sea Ray

Akimbo

If you keep scrolling, your screen will get perma-thumbprints.

Cartoon style ones.

R&R Partners Advertising

SK+G Advertising

MGM Resorts International

The New Cruelty

Witness Branding

Alter

Studio One Digital

Stanley Morgan

Ios Lighting

Grand Lux

Planet Hollywood Casino & Resort

Rio Casino & Resort

Fontainebleau Miami

Sara Remington Photography

blah blah blah Odysseus continues in Steamboat Willie type fashion... 

Starwood Resorts

Wolfgang Puck

Montage Hotel & Resorts

The Greenbrier

Palms Resort Casino

Mirage

Borgata Hotel and Casino

Baha Mar

Cirque Du Soleil

Centra Properties

KNPR

Ethel M

I'm not even sure if I've repeated any. I'm bleary eyed and the will of life has been sapped all Princess Bride Style. There is no duckin way that I am going back up that ladder to check... even I'm not that OCD. I do inspire incredible people who are going to beat me for saying that though. Possibly slash my tires in the parking lot. They would be justified. 

wtd?! disclaimer: Remember the Hamburger Menu was always your life raft, ha! Seriously though, if you really are here. I am honored to have entertained you, if only to make you smile a little and have a better day. Cheers!